Starbucks Coffee By Each Zodiac Sign

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
The impatient Ram wants that caffeine buzz fast, fierce and now! Aries literally can’t wait for the barista to brew a fancy frappuccino. The simple act of steaming up the milk is beyond his or her limited attention span. And don’t let Aries’ already-overactive demeanor fool you. Rather than abstaining from further stimulation, this wild child can’t get enough! The Starbucks solution? Espresso, with two extra shots: not too hot, hold the cream, no soy and forget the sugar. 


Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Someone who loves the finer things in life is willing to give up intense caffeination in favor of a sweet, creamy treat. But you’d better hope you don’t get caught behind the brassy Bull in the long line. With Taurus, the nervous deliberation can go on for more than a few minutes. There might not be much of a question about what Taurus wants (It’s gonna be the Double Chocolate Chip Blended Crème Frappuccino), but there could be some guilt-driven indecision about the portions involved. You can safely bet that a Taurus would sound something like this: “I want the Grande … no, maybe the Tall … er … oh, what the hell? Give me the Venti!” 


Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Already filled with nervous energy, Gemini really doesn’t need high-octane coffee. This mentally adroit individual always has millions of synapses firing at lighting speed. On top of that, it’s hard for this compulsive multi-tasker to focus on just one thing. You’ll notice this trait as Gemini scans the crowd, looking for a few fellow customers who might be up for sharing some one-on-one time. In fact, it would be rare for the barista to keep the average Gemini’s attention long enough to take their order for Iced Tea Lemonade. It’s caffeine-and-not-caffeine, sweet-and-not-so-sweet … perfect for Gemini, and definitely a conversation starter! 

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